Celebrities fucking up. Everywhere
The lights in the New Orleans Superdome went out for half the stadium, including the ever-important press box, after the pop star’s white-hot halftime performance, and with about 13 minutes left in the third quarter.
Clearly caught off guard, broadcasters managed to cut to a commercial break within moments of the blackout before returning to a stadium in minor chaos. Players on both sides killed time by stretching and passing the ball while commentators talked their way through an outage that lasted 34 minutes. The outage was concentrated on the 49ers side of the stadium.
Eventually, power slowly returned to venue over a period of about 15 minutes, while players were asked to stay on the field and not return to the locker room.
The National Football League did not immediately make a statement on what knocked out the power. Though broadcasters said the issue was caused by an outside power feed going dead.
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**WARNING — YOU CANNOT UNREAD THIS STORY … AND IT’S GOING TO MAKE YOU CRINGE **
… ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A MAN.
… OK, LAST WARNING
… SERIOUSLY, THIS IS MESSED UP.
OK, HERE WE GO …
MMA fighter Ray Elbe — who competed on “Ultimate Fighter 9″ — had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches … after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.
Elbe told the whole story — in painfully graphic detail — on an MMA website … explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was “on top” … when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray’s erect penis.
According to Ray, his penis “fractured” … and “blood was everywhere.” Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.
Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital … and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a “slight tear” in his urinary tube.
Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was “throbbing with each heart beat.”
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery — and was ordered to take “anti-erection pills” for two weeks.
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience — and will never let his GF be “on top” ever again.
Elbe also explained, “In an attempt to make it up to me … [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines … which usually has some solid talent.”